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Does this call for breakfast?

 

No, but it calls for pineapple.

 

Canned pineapple? >.o

 

*gives pineapples to aet

 

*noms on pineapples*

 

Oh mayw gawsh!

 

Aet noms at the pineapples I gave him!

 

 

*watches aet nomming on pineapples

 

Aet is so cute!

 

XD

 

*flails*

Don't call me cute D:< I ish not cute.

 

He blushed right now ishi. D:

 

*Runs for fridge to get food and escape Aet's potential wrath*

 

XD

 

This is going to the quote threads..

 

Gosh... I feel like I won the lottery XD...

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*grins smugly*

 

Now all Mishio has to do is get out of there.

 

I guess we could just ignore any other difficulty I may throw at you, and say that...

 

Let me rephrase that.

 

All Mishio has to do is get out of there, with the necklace without being raped/killed/incapacitated/neutered/transmutated/whatever else you can come up with.

 

I guess you wouldn't appreciate it if next post I had her go "You activated my trap card!"

 

That's it.

 

Yuki's leaping into the thread, screaming 'You activated my Trap Card!', and unleashing a sealed version of that fires a billion weapons, that B-rank weapon release thingy.

 

Great plan Neko.

 

*noms on anvil*

 

I'm really tempted to start actually fighting back.

 

I'm really tempted to get my behind out of there before you do.

 

Good idea.

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I'm loling so much, Ishi.

 

XD

 

I need to stalk you some time, not this weekend though, I don't have masteral classes. I'll try next week~ >=]

 

What did I do? o_o

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D: Never underestimate the power of Google Earth.

 

>__> how is google earth going to find me? it's not like it has this giant marker that goes "Aet here"

 

XD

 

Aet makes me lul XD

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Said to someone who was talking about 'her' period, in the chatties:

 

The fact you mentioned your account being a woman amounts to nothing

 

I could lie on the internet

 

You could get a random picture of some lady's ID

 

Now I have reason to believe you're either very ignorant or perhaps very young

 

Case and point

 

Nobody cares you're of the female sex

 

Now stop it nobody wants to hear about your bleeding snatch

 

XD

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What? As much as we'd all enjoy it if your behavior were the standard, I don't think the world would survive with a couple million kyuthulu rolling around >->;

 

*gives Kyu cookies, cake, and chocolate*

 

XD

 

Aet shows he likes someone

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So Konoha777 would never forget:

 

The place I went made it out that you were stupid, and completely incompetent.

 

Instructor: "THIS IS A STOP SIGN. IT IS RED. IT HAS 8 SIDES. WHAT SHAPE HAS 8 SIDES?"

 

I was like, wtf, a stop sign has 6 signs you turd.

 

lol it has 8 sides

 

stop_sign.png

 

I see 8.

 

stop_sign.jpg

 

I also see fail.

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Do i knoe u, Ivory? o.o

lawlz

j/k

*squeezes Ritsu*

XD Well, I can officially say that I've been squeezed by the Nazi Mod.

Ooh, kinkeh~ ^^

 

Boy, I'm glad I saved this, or I would'nt have had the chance to put this in here.

 

I was pretty much at a lose of words at this.XD

 

The chattehs never fail to make me giggle.

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Maybe I'm just tired, but it looks like Saferoi just spelled Bitinhc.

 

*applauds*

 

I am defeated. Saferoi is truly the greatest.

 

(You better quote this to hell, Safe. You're never seeing me type these words again for as long as you live.)

 

Anagram. .-.

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(Why am I always such a villain? ;_;)

 

Kanu loves tickling at Dynast while cutting bunnies.

 

EDIT: *gasp* Oh noes! I forgot to feed my bunnies AGAIN! D: *flees*

 

lol dont forget the bunnies

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apples != apples? o_o;; I'm lost then....I thought they were talking about fruit @_@

A while back (around 2, maybe close to 3 years ago), Koori went around the chats skull f***ing everyone. This was back when people actually got along, and those whom "hated" each other actually got along better then those who are "indifferent" now. So, everyone was chill with Koori and his SFing.

 

Except of course, Anki admitted later that his excessive use of the f-word was excessive. But, whatever. That was a time when such insignificant things as RPing a strip party in the chats didn't get you even a warning.

 

anyways, ZabuzaKisame (nickname: zabuza) made a comment at that time on apples, I quoted it, did some idiotic and immature editing of the quote, Zabu said something witty, Koori said something witty again, and the word "apple" came to be synonymous with the action of "skull f***ing".

 

But than that definition was lost in the flows of time...

 

Best thing I've ever heard o.o

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Finally. What do I do as a sex slave?

 

Bake cookies!

 

oooh ooh i want choc chip!!! *sticks hand up and waves*

 

*bends over seductively as he bakes cookies* Just stretching my manly thighs. *winks*

 

*drools* w....w...wow sho

 

Hmm....

 

Sho seems to make a good sex slave

 

 

hehe lolz XDD

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I have one thing to say

 

shunshin_at_genin.jpg

 

Something me an Yur thought up o.o

 

I am hurt. I totally don't know where that came from.

 

GTFO from my thread? How rude!

 

All Yukari ever did was toss Academy Students down a pit with termites and across a river while being shot at by a B-rank jutsu, and all Raiyu ever did was pit AS's against a chuunin-strong lion, genin-strong bear and the genin-strong bear's genin-strong man-eating brother...

 

... okay I think I get it.

 

XD

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=__________=

 

I HATE the friggin' doctor's office.

 

I've been really sore lately, so I was sent to some specialist. She kept poking at places where I said it was very sore and tender, over and over and over.

 

Eventually, I just ended up uppercutting her in the face. >->; It might have been a reaction, dunno. I apologized and she seemed okay.

 

Better than the time my main doctor tested my reflexes and I kicked him in the crotch.

 

In here because 1. It is funny and 2. I want the reaction predicted!

 

Said reaction:

 

>-> I am not funny.

 

And me physically abusing my doctors isn't really funny, because then they start wondering if I need anger management classes.

 

I'd lol if my post got quoted.

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Raiyu, my 12 year old Chuunin, is engaged to a 9 year old AS.

 

=]

 

WHA! thats disturbing

 

._. Yukari is 29. Raiyu is 12.

 

Quick math.

 

.__. Dang kyu. 17 year old birth?

 

Looooooooooooool

 

XD

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Only 2 people have chidori... and I think it has already died with them. As for the chidori... please let me take this moment to laugh at your face...

 

AHAHAHAHAA

 

This was Shiyana's response to Saferoi's interest on 'fire chidori'.

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Here's Ryou as a Genin

 

o.o

 

 

haseo_1-web.jpg

 

*nosebleed

 

XD

 

Its a wonderful picture ne?

 

Curse that picture! XD

 

Wanna see him in a maid outfit?

 

<_<

 

>_>

 

XD

 

Meh... I'm not a fan of Crossdressers... XD

 

Well, except if girls would crossdress as a guy... that would be plausible...

 

XD

 

Their like... KAWAI! XD

 

Hahaha lol to the Yaoi thing... XD

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Safe making threats is like a gigantic teddy bear trying to lecture you..

 

I just can't take him seriously. .__.;

 

I don't believe this requires much explanation... xd

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