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#1 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 10:41 PM

Welp, here I am announcing my imminent retirement.

...Yeah.

 

A lot of you probably have a lot of questions. Like "why didn't you quit sooner?" and "who's gonna harass Akera now?" and "lick my feet plz?"

And a lot more of you have none, which is fine by me.

 

But to sum up my retirement in one fell swoop, I'll lay it out like this.

 

TNR sucks.

 

Everything about it sucks. This is not a fact that is up for debate.

The coding is atrocious, the style is an eyesore, the community is more often toxic as hell than when it isn't, the moderator community are all obviously biased and the gameplay is slow as hell.

I don't even know why I lasted this long in this train wreck of an RPG.

 

Oh, wait. Now I remember.

 

In every mountain of feces, there's always a few nuggets of gold.

I would like to thank the following people for their gracious contribution to the willing self-destruction of my life. ^ ^

 

Nexilus/Yuuchi.

 

Possibly the best former kage that ever former kage'd. You've been a joy to chat with and a great friend overall. Love ya', mate. < 3

 

Teni.

 

The best current kage fo' shizzle.

Hope ya' can keep Shine on the path to glory, pal.

 

Note.

 

The very first senpai that ever noticed me. Just thinking about him makes my nipples tingle.

 

TeaLeaf.

 

An actual sane person in a sea of morons. I'll miss ya' a lot for sure.

 

Firecat.

Bye CJ. Bad way to end our relationship, dude. I can get refusing to stop talking to someone who harassed me, but taking it to the extent where you actually sided against me was a dick move. 

 

Ayane.

 

My best CFH buddy ever, which isn't saying much since we only CFH'd with eachother about 3 times and failed to kill our target most of the time. But when we failed, we failed together. Isn't that worth something? ^ ^

 

Akum.

 

I'm pretty sure I hate you, Akum. But I love the PvP you give me, so I love you.

 

Akera.

 

Farewell, you magnificent impolite term for a child of questionable conceivance. Maybe one day you can become a window in the Samui tavern, 'cause you're so transparent.

 

Ippo.

 

MOPPO FOREVER.

 

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Soap.

 

My best bro in whining. Keep fighting the good fight, yo.

 

SolarChaos.

 

Have my babies Solar.

 

Faithy.

 

The best grandma ever. I'll cherish the scars from her genin whip forever.

 

NateTC.

 

I dunno what even happened to this guy. But legends say he ascended the mortal plane of the internet to become the ultimate dank meme master.

 

Nuktuk.

 

Nate's basically your clone, so just see his description.

 

Kira.

 

You are an awful example of an egocentric elitest uber, and damnit if I don't love 'ya for it. By which I mean, I tolerate you but pretend to love you because I want attention.

 

Terriator.

 

I'll just say what everyone else says.

 

(Insert a butt-kissing paragraph here)

 

AlbaficaPisces.

 

Actually though, I wouldn't just kiss your ass, I would lick it.

And after I contract ebola from that, I would continue to write blessings of your name in my vomit. < 3

 

In all seriousness though, you've been a really excellent admin. I'd consider you the only decent staff member on here. Fly well, batcat.

 

TakuyaDrini.

 

Blessings to you. May your grammar never improve, good sir. ^ ^

 

KinKaida.

 

Constantly made me sexually frustrated.

 

~

 

And that concludes all the people I actually knew well enough to care about. If I left anyone out, please write me a formal letter detailing exactly why you should be in the lineup and then eat it.

As for the rest of you, I'll sum you up by village.

 

Silence.

 

You guys are sooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooring. I would rather pull out my eyeballs, fry them into an omelete and eat it with my butt while singing the care bears theme song than read a single convo of yours.

 

Konoki.

 

Y'all are so cute, I could munch you right up. < 3

Literally. Your village state is so small I could probably eat you in a single bite. But for what it's worth, I still wish you good luck in giting gud.

 

Shroud.

 

Eh.

 

Samui.

 

Congratulations on being the number one village through sheer size of playerbase.

That sure is a major accomplishment.

You all deserve a medal for amazing dedication.

 

Shine.

 

You guys are probably the best village in the whole game. You've got a small playerbase, but you've got a lot of heart and dedication. And salt.

Lots and lots of salt.

If you never beat Samui, at least you can send them all into cardiac arrest with the amount of salt you spew.

 

I wish you good luck in the future and all kinds of sappy stuff.

Farewell. ^ ^/

 

SYNDICATE.

 

And, as always, I've saved the best for last.

 

Alright guys, lemme level with you:

YOU might be the smallest faction in the game, YOU might not even have an active tavern, YOU might be home to a ton of ryo alts...

 

But you are still the best mother-fucking asskickers I've ever seen.

YOU are the toll of death for the rich and opulent, YOU are the shadows that drive to insanity even the most patient of players, YOU are the gosh-darn greatest fiddly-diddlers that ever diddled a fiddle and don't let anyone ever tell you differently, you hear me?

 

Keep being fucking amazing. Peace.

 

~

And that's all, folks.

 

MarkedOne, OUT!

 

...Will probably log in occasionally 'cause OCD.

 

P.S. Wonder how long it'll take before someone gets butthurt and reports this lol.


Edited by MOkami, 12 March 2016 - 11:20 PM.



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#2 Aelin

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:02 PM

Lol, I will actually miss you


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#3 Ronkiro

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:03 PM

Fuck you MO, don't go :C

If you go i will be the top shitposter here

Also u forgot my nick :(

Come back here, i don't even read your retire-thread (please short it)

I love you, you know


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#4 Sten

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:04 PM

Silence loves you too, MO ;) Have a fun retirement, maybe play some golf


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#5 Authiel

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:05 PM

I give this a week at most.
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#6 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:09 PM

So much love I'm literally crying rite now.


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#7 Arphee

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:10 PM

I take offense to the disingenuous assertion that silence is boring, its just our tavern, all of the cool kids are at the 1337 X SHIP club three blocks down the road., 
; - ; THINGS ARE TOTALLY NOT BORING, im back, i have a beard, and shitpost, and act like a moron!

Have ye no love for my antics!


In all seriousness though i respect your decision man, i know how much it takes to make a person walk away, especially when they're invested, whatever your reasons i hope you're happy with the choice, i'll honestly miss you man,  if and when you come back, how about you come to silence and try to add some spice to that bland saltine flavor.

See you around marked, and may your next venture be better than your current.


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#8 Ronkiro

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:12 PM

Oh i forgot that there is Arphee to shitpost more than me

Now you can go to heaven MO

Thanks for being here


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#9 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:12 PM

 

I take offense to the disingenuous assertion that silence is boring, its just our tavern, all of the cool kids are at the 1337 X SHIP club three blocks down the road., 
; - ; THINGS ARE TOTALLY NOT BORING, im back, i have a beard, and shitpost, and act like a moron!

Have ye no love for my antics!


In all seriousness though i respect your decision man, i know how much it takes to make a person walk away, especially when they're invested, whatever your reasons i hope you're happy with the choice, i'll honestly miss you man,  if and when you come back, how about you come to silence and try to add some spice to that bland saltine flavor.

See you around marked, and may your next venture be better than your current.

 

Awwww, I love you too Arphee.

 

I'll miss you and your wonderful beard for sure. It's been such a major part in my gaming experience if you can even call it that. :')


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#10 Aelin

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:12 PM

Oh i forgot that there is Arphee to shitpost more than me

Now you can go to heaven MO

Thanks for being here

you butt kissing snap.


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#11 Ronkiro

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:14 PM

you butt kissing snap.

Sorry i dunno what snap means



#12 Arphee

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:15 PM

Oh i forgot that there is Arphee to shitpost more than me

Now you can go to heaven MO

Thanks for being here

THANK YOU

Finally somone acknowledges my totally useful skillset!

I AM THE LIAM FUCKING NEESON OF SHITPOSTING!
 

 

you butt kissing snap.

B-but Ae-chan if he doesn't do it no one will! They don't appreciate my talents, they think it crude desu.


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#13 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:15 PM

 

Sorry i dunno what snap means

 

It's the sound your neck is gonna make if you keep sucking up to me in front of your waifu. >: /


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#14 Ronkiro

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:17 PM

I think she is liking it, can't stop  :wub:



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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:18 PM

I think she is liking it, can't stop  :wub:

I divorced you lol


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#16 Arphee

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:19 PM

Awwww, I love you too Arphee.

 

I'll miss you and your wonderful beard for sure. It's been such a major part in my gaming experience if you can even call it that. :')

I'll be waiting for you when you get back man, TNR is like heroin, so i know i'll see you around the bend again, and ill be waiting for you to come back home.


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#17 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:20 PM

Stop arousing me Arphee.


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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:30 PM

See you Marked :)
Take care
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#19 Arphee

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:34 PM

Stop arousing me Arphee.

Sorry MO-bro I cant turn off this charm, when you swiggity swooty bring back that booty, you better get crackalackin so i can start can start jackin.

And by that i mean lumberjacking, i have a fondness for wood.

But not THAT kind of wood, i just like camping and stuff- pitching a nice tent in nature.

and not THAT kind of tent either, the kind you sleep in.-

Point in case like the stalker anthem, ill be waiting for you, or well he says watching, but, you know, its the sentiment, Dont take it literally, only stalk on tuesdays.


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#20 MOkami

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:48 PM

I have no idea what the hell you just said, but it still made my nipples moist.


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