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"God kills true believers and kind souls every day, and gets a free pass from the entire world all because people think His murder and mayhem is all part of some divine plan. Well screw that. I've got a divine plan, and it's just as good as Gods. Nobody has the first clue why God wastes people, but today everyone's gonna' know why I did."
Theme: |X.:.X| (google.com)
Vital Information
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Name: Dante AlighieriAge: 19 Years of Age
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2" [188 cm]
Weight: 160 Lbs [81.65 kg]
Elemental Affinity: Katon/Fuuton
Organizations: Cult of the Damned (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=1125702&postcount=1)
Village: Konoki
Clan: The Tremere Clan (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=482009&postcount=1)
Rank: Chuunin
Fighting Type: Ninjutsu
Languages Learnt:
- Common [Konoi Accent]
- Sati (Konoi Accent)
- Konoi (Fluent)
- Sign Language (Semi-fluent)
Appearance:http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p287/saferoi/DanteConcept--article_image.jpg
> Eyes: Emerald green eyes, the color of the precious gem.
> Hair: Black hair that lies quite flat, but then has gravity defying hax to stand up in the front, like a crown.
> Body: Dante has obvious muscles showing across his body and looks quite muscular for his age.
> Clothes <
- Hooded, Fur Sweater: He wears this on trips to colder climates. A wonderful brown in color.
- Sleeved-Shirt: He wears a tight, black to grey shirt that has sleeves up to his wrists.
- Jeans: Pair of loose, black jeans.
- Belt: A studded, black belt with a skull for the buckle keeps his jeans from falling down.
- Footwear: Tough, steel grey, running shoes. They can take quite a beating, as you can tell by his lifestyle.
Main Weapon
Kon-Shuredda
Weapon Names]]Kon-Shuredda
Weapon Type]]
Weapons With Abilities
Weapon Class]]
Scythe
Dimensions]]
Handle: 4 Feet, Blade: 2 Feet
Weight]]
8 Pounds Each
Appearance]]
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p287/saferoi/isaac-dantes-inferno.jpg
The handle is positively disturbing to those of squeamish nature. It looks like a trio of thigh bones connected. The handle is actually a clever looking sheath for a three foot sword, with the foot below the blade being a hilt, the only complete handle of the scythe. The sword is thinner than most.
The blade is connected to the handle by what looks like a skull, with another skull being merged into it by the cheekbone. It seems that a piece of a spine extends from the second skull. From this, a blade is melded into the bones. It bears a similar design to the classical 'Death's Scythe' design, but it has a semi-circle shaped gap above where it connects to the handle. For an inch or two, there are tiny serrated spikes near the top part, close to the start of the semi-circle.
Specialties]]
~For a D-Rank it extends 1.5 feet. The metal actually increases in length. Twelve seconds for a foot of growth.
~The unique way the blade is fixed onto the handle allows it to rotate, become either parallel, perpendicular, or anywhere in between to the handle.
~Excellent Durability
Slot Cost]]
C-Rank
Owner]]Dante Alighieri
Other Items:Knight's Armor: He wears thick armor on his arms and legs. About 3mm in thickness, it bears a medieval quality to it. The pieces that cover his shoulders look like shoulder pads in metal farm, with a spike reaching more than two inches past his shoulder. The ones of his upper and lower arm are regular molded pieces of metal, which are engraved with images of biblical events. This does not cover the inner sides. For his legs it is the same, but the triangular spikes instead covers his kneecaps. Armor does not cover his thighs. All pieces are held on by well-placed straps. The underside of the armor is cover with soft cloth, so it does not chafe him. 30 LB total, and would take a moderate amount of force for a Chuunin to break.
The AT's of the Devil (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=615398&postcount=1): These Maneuver AT's are steel gray in color while it slowly fades to blood red while it moves up the sleeve, which goes up a quarter of his calves. The wheel have the image of a grinning skull with a rose in its teeth. They have the fuel of two explosive tags.
-20 Explosive Tags
-15 Kunai [10 with tags]
-One Change of Clothes [Sealed In Left Arm armor]
-A Few Muffins, A Bag of Jerky, Two Bottles of Water [Sealed in Right Arm armor]
-Honing Stone: To sharpen the scythe
-He has many a great collection of camouflaged cloaks, sealed his his left leg armor. His regular attire offers no camouflage at all, so he carries these to match his stealth jutsu. Ranging from fiery reds to light blues to emerald greens and all other possible colors, he has them. Each is extremely warm and insulated, being made of fur. [Sealed in Left Leg Armor]
Physical Strengths/Weaknesses
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Strengths:
- Speed:
Being kept on a tight schedule during younger years by his parents heightened his speed. [Great]
- Reflexes:
Dodging blows from Kay has given him advanced reactions. [Great]
- Stealth:
He had to travel the wild while moving around, trying to escape random slave catchers. [Above Average]
- Nimble Fingers:
Having played piano for a year or two, as well as other coordination-related jobs has led him to have quick fingers. [Above Average]
- Skilled Skater:
Him spending a few days on the ice rink in Hyouga has shown him to be quite skilled in skating, though now his skill has progressed to roller blading. [Very Good]
Weaknesses:
- Endurance:
Having been given a posh upbringing, he can't take too much of a beating before getting knocked out.
- Stamina:
Strong body, weak reserves. He can't run as long as others.
- Sunlight:
He's always been burned faster than regular people. Less than 15 seconds in the sun and he starts burning. It slowly goes from sunburn to sizzling like bacon.[Very Bad]
- Chakra Control:
He focuses more on power rather than finesse.
[B]- Poison:
His immune system can't remove toxins as efficiently as a normal one.
[B]- Flexibility:
He can't bend as well as others.
[B]- Skateboarding:
He completely sucks at this. [Very Bad]
[B]Mental Strengths/Weaknesses
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Strengths:
- Reaction Time:
-Reflexes are not just physical. The body must not only be fast enough to respond, the brain must be fast enough to process the information. [Great]
Weaknesses
- Moral Code:
He has no problems with how he reaches a goal, as long as he succeeds.
- Discipline:
He will take the course of action he deems best.
[B]- Racist:
He believes Missing Shinobi to be inferior to the real thing.
[b]- Genjutsu:
Genjutsu lasts longer. [+1 post length]
[B]Jutsu - [10/12] / [1/5]
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Basic Jutsu ----- [7]:
[E/Nin]Kawarimi no Jutsu [Student Basic]
[E/Nin]Henge no Jutsu [Transformation Technique] [Student Basic]
[E/Nin]Bunshin no Jutsu [Clone Technique] [Student Basic]
[C/Nin]Nawanuke no Jutsu [Rope Untying Skill] [Genin Basic]
[C/Nin]Kinobori [Tree Climbing] [Genin Basic] [NCR, NHR]
[C/Nin]Suimen Hokou no Gyou [Art of Water Walking] [Genin Basic] [NCR, NHR]
[C/Nin]Genjutsu Kai Release [Genin Basic]
E/D-Rank Jutsu ----- [2/2]:
[E/Nin] Kakuremino no Jutsu [Self Hiding Technique]
[D/X]
[B]C-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/4]:
[C/Nin] Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu [Fire Release: Powerful Fireball Technique]
[C/Nin] Katon: Shiyoretsu Riku [Flame Release: Burning Land]
[C/Nin] Fuuton: Sairanto Suteppu [Wind Release: Silent Step]
[C/Wea.] Kon-Shruedda
[C/X]
B-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/5]:
Kyougiri [Vibrating Cutter]
[B/Nin] Ryuusei Sutoraiku [Meteor Strike]
[B/Nin] Fuuton: Daitoppa [Wind Release: Grand Blast]
[B/X]
[B/X]
[B]A-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/1]
[A/X]
Background:[I]Dante was born into a strict religious family who followed a religion they called ..., hell, he didn't remember. Something Rupert.
He was born to Hitoshura Nosamura and someone unknown. His parents did not take much interest in his birth, as the main reason they were together was for the 'Hit it and quit it' with each other. Other minor things brought them together, such as minor addictions and a love for shota.
His uncle, Zilly, a strict priest, took care of him, foisting him off of his strange parents. His uncle was not entirely normal either, and Dante was constantly reminded of the strange character from A Series of Unfortunate Events. One such event was quite weird. Dante got into a scuffle with another teen his age and it turned into wrestling on the ground. During this fight, he uttered the phrase 'Oh, my God!' and the other boy acquired a stiffy. The other was unpunished, but Dante had to wash his mouth out with soap. Dante left soon after Zilly started creeping into his bed at night, making comments of a...provocative nature.
Dante then fled home to another strange relative, his uncle, Nek-Kay Angelus, perhaps one of the most Chuck Norris type person he had ever met. He had muscles the size of boulders and muscles on his muscles. He even did his own taxes. Dante even suspected he had a secret harem of women in his basement. On his first day at his house, Kay performed Crushing Fist on him because Dante did not perform his service well enough. He soon learned the ropes on making Kay as happy as could be, which was the price of living at his house for the duration. But soon, he was again shipped off because Kay soon became dissatisfied with his work.
He was then moved to Sato, to his aunt, Kyubso-Chan. The house was in the drier parts of the island, which was fortunate, since it seemed that the house was made of candy. And the cats. Dozens upon dozens of cats. Strangely, she was hot in some sort of weird way. During this time, his Christian teachings were reinforced. Sadly, the house being made of candy was its undoing. The food she made for him was quite uneatable. It was either semi-aquatic rodent, monkey toes stewed with liver, or squirrel brain. Instead, he feasted on her house. Before long, nothing was left but the basement. It was made of black licorice.
He then left of his own choice right now to his grandfather, Deepos. Deepos didn't even come out to greet him. He came in himself, the door was open. Deepos was sitting on the couch laughng, two busty women with their arms over his shoulders. None of them was wearing anything. Deepos only uttered one phrase to Dante. [B]"Don't make me shove my big toe up your ass." Dante didn't doubt he would not do it, for Deepos's nickname was 'The Lion Brew', awarded for singularly stopping a slave uprising with his feet and a couple of lion-like yells. Dante was once again kicked out, for he was found in Deepos' bed. With a lady. He was 14.
This time, he went to Yukito's domain, a beautiful lady with the voice and muscles of a man. He'd seen pictures of her. He didn't even go through the door before deciding on an inn.
Before renting a room, in the wonderful town of Rikuhi, he had to speak with the owner of the inn. Mehaho, she was called. Speak in funny ways, she did. Seems that only boys between the ages of 12-19 could sleep in this inn. Wary of other relatives, he reluctantly chose the place. At night, he could hear Mehaho go to each room, saying 'Room Service. I have you 'Cream Squirted Meat Baby' or 'Can of Beanie Weanie', 'Juicy Oozer Roll', and 'Maynard's Juicy Squirts'. Each night, she got a little closer to his room. She then went in and left an hour later. Not without hearing certain moans and groans. Before his room was up, he packed up and fled.
Dante took one last try with his relatives, now an uncle twice-removed, called Woogie Cake. He was perhaps the weirdest one of all. His 'man orbs' were humongous. Woogie said they were natural, but Dante believed it was some permanent jutsu effect. He gathered up his courage to ask so, and was greeted with perhaps the most surprising result of all. Woogie made seals and screamed ' You think that's artificial? Enlargement no Chouji!' Smoke poured out and he could feel the scraps of Woogie's pants hit him in the face. He was scarred for life. Seeing his nephew's obvious awe [sarcasm], he offered to teach him other ninja arts. Some Dante excelled at, others he didn't, but in short, he became a successful Shinobi, soon registered at the Kage's office of Konoki.
Too bad, it was, that Woogie was soon taken away on charges of Stalking. Assault, and Indecent Exposure.
The authorities forced him to live with great-grandfather, an old sod of man, already 90 years old. His name was Roof-aye-el. Here religion returned. Sadly, after more than two dozen years alone, the old man was shocked at now having a constant, unwanted companion. He wanted others to feel the loneliness and pain he had felt in those wasted years. Roofie lulled Dante into a false sense of security before attempting his plot. He might have been old, but Roof-aye-el's Shinobi strength had not left him. He easily overpowered Dante. Through force, he made Dante swallow a few capsules of strong TenseiRyu-brand sedative. This was where Dante's mind began to spin slowly into insanity.
He woke up, chained to a wall, nothing on him but a pair of pants and shoes. He was chained to what appeared to be a wooden cross. "It was your kind that led me into misery, throwing Mish-IO brand anvils at home, your friends that tortured me such!" He screamed as he took a large nail and hammer in his hands. He continued to rant as Dante shivered in fear, hoping it wouldn't turn out like he thought it would. It did. Roof-aye-el threw the nail lightly into the air and smashed the hammer into it with stunning accuracy and timing, pinning Dante's hand to the wood.
The boy soon lost his grip on reality, slipping into an area between unconsciousness and death. All he could hear was his grandfather recount the tale of the first people in Seichi.
'In the Beginning, there was nothing! Then, Lord Rupert decided, with advice from BakaNaruto, to make the first people. Their names were Golem and Sei. With them, The Pimp Lord creating Anki, Ino, Striker, Axel, and Juni. BakaNaruto, with his usual yaoi mood, instantly started snapping pictures of the suggestive pileup of people, for companionship was an unheard of occurrence between him and anyone else. Nobody liked him.
Anyway, back to the story. They all rose. Rupert, not wishing to give satisfaction to BakaNaruto, clothed them all, and gave them knowledge of the skills they would need to survive. Alas, there was a price. The people were made under this tree and the Pimp Lord declared '[B]I keep your life free of strife. The pastry is not dangerous, but the kumquat inside is! It unlocks the strife in your heart. If even one of you taste its forbidden desire, I will unleash the horrors I have kept contained in my womb for so long!'
For many years, peace reigned, and the humans could control the temptation. But it was not so. A boy was born: Nataru. As a young boy, hormones jumping everywhere, he tasted the cookies. Thunder shook the ground as the kumquat met his throat. Immediately it was spat out, as it was utterly disgusting. But the damage was done. 'You have been warned before!' The voice of the Pimp Lord boomed. So he let out everything that was evil: Hunger, Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Envy, Greed, Gluttony. Luck was not with the people, for one feeling reached the Gods: Lust.
It reached two of the most reckless Gods of all - Rena and Hells. They both set their sights on one mortal, the mortal known as AfroNinja. He was the pinnacle of beauty in the human race. Flowing, golden curls. Handsome tan features. Muscles that everyone would die for. A pair of buttocks that even Axel pined for. A smile with teeth so white, they blinded even the blind.
Natsuke, God of Forgiveness, forgave [duh] Nataru for his sin, and told the people of what was to come. A Flood of Ichor, blood of the gods, which would last for 40 days. For it had happened before, a brawl between Rena and Hells. The people gathered enough supplies for 40 days without land, made a boat, and withstood this disaster. Sadly, it would have continued, for Hells would not quit. Demi-Devil, God of Choices, chose to intervene. He separated Rena and Hells and told both of them: 'You useless lumps of meat! You will both stop this nonsense, for none of you know if Afro would even accept you! You shall let him choose!' To this day, long after Afro's body has withered away, his soul remains in the Pimp's Domain, still making a decision. Even in Seichi now, we hear parts of the quarrel between Rena and Hells, random eruptions, earthquakes, and droughts.'
He slipped back into reality and found that it was hell on earth. He was pinned to this cross to the cross by both arms. His eyes rolled down to the burning sensation on his chest. The old man had stripped him of the skin in the shape of the cross. His torso was entirely raw. It seems that Roof-aye-el wasn't done yet. The old man picks up what looked like an enormous piece of metal, the same shape of, yes, a cross. Dante's eye could see number engravings on it. "Now, young Dante, forever burned the first sin shall be, into your chest." No one heard his screams that night.
The next day he awoke, only to find his grandfather staring at his chest. "Hrm...why'd you move around so much? You ruined the part about Baka snapping pictures." Dante could feel the blood pumping through his head. He spat in Roof-aye-el's face. To his great surprise, the man started spazzing out. His eyes widened as his torment was now over. The old man had died of a heart attack.
Dante grinned. Let lightning struck him down if part of his grandfather's sadism didn't pass onto him.
He was embraced into the Tremere Clan at age of 18, for he performed a deed some only dream of. He had saved one of the clan's higher ranked members from a group of thugs while traveling in the area of Neo Horizon. He now had family.
A sort of happiness fluttered in him. He was free.
-All images belong to their creators/renderer.
Thank You, Itoko, for giving me the phrase that I put after the image.
"God kills true believers and kind souls every day, and gets a free pass from the entire world all because people think His murder and mayhem is all part of some divine plan. Well screw that. I've got a divine plan, and it's just as good as Gods. Nobody has the first clue why God wastes people, but today everyone's gonna' know why I did."
Theme: |X.:.X| (google.com)
Vital Information
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Name: Dante AlighieriAge: 19 Years of Age
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2" [188 cm]
Weight: 160 Lbs [81.65 kg]
Elemental Affinity: Katon/Fuuton
Organizations: Cult of the Damned (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=1125702&postcount=1)
Village: Konoki
Clan: The Tremere Clan (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=482009&postcount=1)
Rank: Chuunin
Fighting Type: Ninjutsu
Languages Learnt:
- Common [Konoi Accent]
- Sati (Konoi Accent)
- Konoi (Fluent)
- Sign Language (Semi-fluent)
Appearance:http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p287/saferoi/DanteConcept--article_image.jpg
> Eyes: Emerald green eyes, the color of the precious gem.
> Hair: Black hair that lies quite flat, but then has gravity defying hax to stand up in the front, like a crown.
> Body: Dante has obvious muscles showing across his body and looks quite muscular for his age.
> Clothes <
- Hooded, Fur Sweater: He wears this on trips to colder climates. A wonderful brown in color.
- Sleeved-Shirt: He wears a tight, black to grey shirt that has sleeves up to his wrists.
- Jeans: Pair of loose, black jeans.
- Belt: A studded, black belt with a skull for the buckle keeps his jeans from falling down.
- Footwear: Tough, steel grey, running shoes. They can take quite a beating, as you can tell by his lifestyle.
Main Weapon
Kon-Shuredda
Weapon Names]]Kon-Shuredda
Weapon Type]]
Weapons With Abilities
Weapon Class]]
Scythe
Dimensions]]
Handle: 4 Feet, Blade: 2 Feet
Weight]]
8 Pounds Each
Appearance]]
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p287/saferoi/isaac-dantes-inferno.jpg
The handle is positively disturbing to those of squeamish nature. It looks like a trio of thigh bones connected. The handle is actually a clever looking sheath for a three foot sword, with the foot below the blade being a hilt, the only complete handle of the scythe. The sword is thinner than most.
The blade is connected to the handle by what looks like a skull, with another skull being merged into it by the cheekbone. It seems that a piece of a spine extends from the second skull. From this, a blade is melded into the bones. It bears a similar design to the classical 'Death's Scythe' design, but it has a semi-circle shaped gap above where it connects to the handle. For an inch or two, there are tiny serrated spikes near the top part, close to the start of the semi-circle.
Specialties]]
~For a D-Rank it extends 1.5 feet. The metal actually increases in length. Twelve seconds for a foot of growth.
~The unique way the blade is fixed onto the handle allows it to rotate, become either parallel, perpendicular, or anywhere in between to the handle.
~Excellent Durability
Slot Cost]]
C-Rank
Owner]]Dante Alighieri
Other Items:Knight's Armor: He wears thick armor on his arms and legs. About 3mm in thickness, it bears a medieval quality to it. The pieces that cover his shoulders look like shoulder pads in metal farm, with a spike reaching more than two inches past his shoulder. The ones of his upper and lower arm are regular molded pieces of metal, which are engraved with images of biblical events. This does not cover the inner sides. For his legs it is the same, but the triangular spikes instead covers his kneecaps. Armor does not cover his thighs. All pieces are held on by well-placed straps. The underside of the armor is cover with soft cloth, so it does not chafe him. 30 LB total, and would take a moderate amount of force for a Chuunin to break.
The AT's of the Devil (http://www.theninja-forum.com/Vbulletin/showpost.php?p=615398&postcount=1): These Maneuver AT's are steel gray in color while it slowly fades to blood red while it moves up the sleeve, which goes up a quarter of his calves. The wheel have the image of a grinning skull with a rose in its teeth. They have the fuel of two explosive tags.
-20 Explosive Tags
-15 Kunai [10 with tags]
-One Change of Clothes [Sealed In Left Arm armor]
-A Few Muffins, A Bag of Jerky, Two Bottles of Water [Sealed in Right Arm armor]
-Honing Stone: To sharpen the scythe
-He has many a great collection of camouflaged cloaks, sealed his his left leg armor. His regular attire offers no camouflage at all, so he carries these to match his stealth jutsu. Ranging from fiery reds to light blues to emerald greens and all other possible colors, he has them. Each is extremely warm and insulated, being made of fur. [Sealed in Left Leg Armor]
Physical Strengths/Weaknesses
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Strengths:
- Speed:
Being kept on a tight schedule during younger years by his parents heightened his speed. [Great]
- Reflexes:
Dodging blows from Kay has given him advanced reactions. [Great]
- Stealth:
He had to travel the wild while moving around, trying to escape random slave catchers. [Above Average]
- Nimble Fingers:
Having played piano for a year or two, as well as other coordination-related jobs has led him to have quick fingers. [Above Average]
- Skilled Skater:
Him spending a few days on the ice rink in Hyouga has shown him to be quite skilled in skating, though now his skill has progressed to roller blading. [Very Good]
Weaknesses:
- Endurance:
Having been given a posh upbringing, he can't take too much of a beating before getting knocked out.
- Stamina:
Strong body, weak reserves. He can't run as long as others.
- Sunlight:
He's always been burned faster than regular people. Less than 15 seconds in the sun and he starts burning. It slowly goes from sunburn to sizzling like bacon.[Very Bad]
- Chakra Control:
He focuses more on power rather than finesse.
[B]- Poison:
His immune system can't remove toxins as efficiently as a normal one.
[B]- Flexibility:
He can't bend as well as others.
[B]- Skateboarding:
He completely sucks at this. [Very Bad]
[B]Mental Strengths/Weaknesses
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Strengths:
- Reaction Time:
-Reflexes are not just physical. The body must not only be fast enough to respond, the brain must be fast enough to process the information. [Great]
Weaknesses
- Moral Code:
He has no problems with how he reaches a goal, as long as he succeeds.
- Discipline:
He will take the course of action he deems best.
[B]- Racist:
He believes Missing Shinobi to be inferior to the real thing.
[b]- Genjutsu:
Genjutsu lasts longer. [+1 post length]
[B]Jutsu - [10/12] / [1/5]
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Basic Jutsu ----- [7]:
[E/Nin]Kawarimi no Jutsu [Student Basic]
[E/Nin]Henge no Jutsu [Transformation Technique] [Student Basic]
[E/Nin]Bunshin no Jutsu [Clone Technique] [Student Basic]
[C/Nin]Nawanuke no Jutsu [Rope Untying Skill] [Genin Basic]
[C/Nin]Kinobori [Tree Climbing] [Genin Basic] [NCR, NHR]
[C/Nin]Suimen Hokou no Gyou [Art of Water Walking] [Genin Basic] [NCR, NHR]
[C/Nin]Genjutsu Kai Release [Genin Basic]
E/D-Rank Jutsu ----- [2/2]:
[E/Nin] Kakuremino no Jutsu [Self Hiding Technique]
[D/X]
[B]C-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/4]:
[C/Nin] Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu [Fire Release: Powerful Fireball Technique]
[C/Nin] Katon: Shiyoretsu Riku [Flame Release: Burning Land]
[C/Nin] Fuuton: Sairanto Suteppu [Wind Release: Silent Step]
[C/Wea.] Kon-Shruedda
[C/X]
B-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/5]:
Kyougiri [Vibrating Cutter]
[B/Nin] Ryuusei Sutoraiku [Meteor Strike]
[B/Nin] Fuuton: Daitoppa [Wind Release: Grand Blast]
[B/X]
[B/X]
[B]A-Rank Jutsu ----- [0/1]
[A/X]
Background:[I]Dante was born into a strict religious family who followed a religion they called ..., hell, he didn't remember. Something Rupert.
He was born to Hitoshura Nosamura and someone unknown. His parents did not take much interest in his birth, as the main reason they were together was for the 'Hit it and quit it' with each other. Other minor things brought them together, such as minor addictions and a love for shota.
His uncle, Zilly, a strict priest, took care of him, foisting him off of his strange parents. His uncle was not entirely normal either, and Dante was constantly reminded of the strange character from A Series of Unfortunate Events. One such event was quite weird. Dante got into a scuffle with another teen his age and it turned into wrestling on the ground. During this fight, he uttered the phrase 'Oh, my God!' and the other boy acquired a stiffy. The other was unpunished, but Dante had to wash his mouth out with soap. Dante left soon after Zilly started creeping into his bed at night, making comments of a...provocative nature.
Dante then fled home to another strange relative, his uncle, Nek-Kay Angelus, perhaps one of the most Chuck Norris type person he had ever met. He had muscles the size of boulders and muscles on his muscles. He even did his own taxes. Dante even suspected he had a secret harem of women in his basement. On his first day at his house, Kay performed Crushing Fist on him because Dante did not perform his service well enough. He soon learned the ropes on making Kay as happy as could be, which was the price of living at his house for the duration. But soon, he was again shipped off because Kay soon became dissatisfied with his work.
He was then moved to Sato, to his aunt, Kyubso-Chan. The house was in the drier parts of the island, which was fortunate, since it seemed that the house was made of candy. And the cats. Dozens upon dozens of cats. Strangely, she was hot in some sort of weird way. During this time, his Christian teachings were reinforced. Sadly, the house being made of candy was its undoing. The food she made for him was quite uneatable. It was either semi-aquatic rodent, monkey toes stewed with liver, or squirrel brain. Instead, he feasted on her house. Before long, nothing was left but the basement. It was made of black licorice.
He then left of his own choice right now to his grandfather, Deepos. Deepos didn't even come out to greet him. He came in himself, the door was open. Deepos was sitting on the couch laughng, two busty women with their arms over his shoulders. None of them was wearing anything. Deepos only uttered one phrase to Dante. [B]"Don't make me shove my big toe up your ass." Dante didn't doubt he would not do it, for Deepos's nickname was 'The Lion Brew', awarded for singularly stopping a slave uprising with his feet and a couple of lion-like yells. Dante was once again kicked out, for he was found in Deepos' bed. With a lady. He was 14.
This time, he went to Yukito's domain, a beautiful lady with the voice and muscles of a man. He'd seen pictures of her. He didn't even go through the door before deciding on an inn.
Before renting a room, in the wonderful town of Rikuhi, he had to speak with the owner of the inn. Mehaho, she was called. Speak in funny ways, she did. Seems that only boys between the ages of 12-19 could sleep in this inn. Wary of other relatives, he reluctantly chose the place. At night, he could hear Mehaho go to each room, saying 'Room Service. I have you 'Cream Squirted Meat Baby' or 'Can of Beanie Weanie', 'Juicy Oozer Roll', and 'Maynard's Juicy Squirts'. Each night, she got a little closer to his room. She then went in and left an hour later. Not without hearing certain moans and groans. Before his room was up, he packed up and fled.
Dante took one last try with his relatives, now an uncle twice-removed, called Woogie Cake. He was perhaps the weirdest one of all. His 'man orbs' were humongous. Woogie said they were natural, but Dante believed it was some permanent jutsu effect. He gathered up his courage to ask so, and was greeted with perhaps the most surprising result of all. Woogie made seals and screamed ' You think that's artificial? Enlargement no Chouji!' Smoke poured out and he could feel the scraps of Woogie's pants hit him in the face. He was scarred for life. Seeing his nephew's obvious awe [sarcasm], he offered to teach him other ninja arts. Some Dante excelled at, others he didn't, but in short, he became a successful Shinobi, soon registered at the Kage's office of Konoki.
Too bad, it was, that Woogie was soon taken away on charges of Stalking. Assault, and Indecent Exposure.
The authorities forced him to live with great-grandfather, an old sod of man, already 90 years old. His name was Roof-aye-el. Here religion returned. Sadly, after more than two dozen years alone, the old man was shocked at now having a constant, unwanted companion. He wanted others to feel the loneliness and pain he had felt in those wasted years. Roofie lulled Dante into a false sense of security before attempting his plot. He might have been old, but Roof-aye-el's Shinobi strength had not left him. He easily overpowered Dante. Through force, he made Dante swallow a few capsules of strong TenseiRyu-brand sedative. This was where Dante's mind began to spin slowly into insanity.
He woke up, chained to a wall, nothing on him but a pair of pants and shoes. He was chained to what appeared to be a wooden cross. "It was your kind that led me into misery, throwing Mish-IO brand anvils at home, your friends that tortured me such!" He screamed as he took a large nail and hammer in his hands. He continued to rant as Dante shivered in fear, hoping it wouldn't turn out like he thought it would. It did. Roof-aye-el threw the nail lightly into the air and smashed the hammer into it with stunning accuracy and timing, pinning Dante's hand to the wood.
The boy soon lost his grip on reality, slipping into an area between unconsciousness and death. All he could hear was his grandfather recount the tale of the first people in Seichi.
'In the Beginning, there was nothing! Then, Lord Rupert decided, with advice from BakaNaruto, to make the first people. Their names were Golem and Sei. With them, The Pimp Lord creating Anki, Ino, Striker, Axel, and Juni. BakaNaruto, with his usual yaoi mood, instantly started snapping pictures of the suggestive pileup of people, for companionship was an unheard of occurrence between him and anyone else. Nobody liked him.
Anyway, back to the story. They all rose. Rupert, not wishing to give satisfaction to BakaNaruto, clothed them all, and gave them knowledge of the skills they would need to survive. Alas, there was a price. The people were made under this tree and the Pimp Lord declared '[B]I keep your life free of strife. The pastry is not dangerous, but the kumquat inside is! It unlocks the strife in your heart. If even one of you taste its forbidden desire, I will unleash the horrors I have kept contained in my womb for so long!'
For many years, peace reigned, and the humans could control the temptation. But it was not so. A boy was born: Nataru. As a young boy, hormones jumping everywhere, he tasted the cookies. Thunder shook the ground as the kumquat met his throat. Immediately it was spat out, as it was utterly disgusting. But the damage was done. 'You have been warned before!' The voice of the Pimp Lord boomed. So he let out everything that was evil: Hunger, Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Envy, Greed, Gluttony. Luck was not with the people, for one feeling reached the Gods: Lust.
It reached two of the most reckless Gods of all - Rena and Hells. They both set their sights on one mortal, the mortal known as AfroNinja. He was the pinnacle of beauty in the human race. Flowing, golden curls. Handsome tan features. Muscles that everyone would die for. A pair of buttocks that even Axel pined for. A smile with teeth so white, they blinded even the blind.
Natsuke, God of Forgiveness, forgave [duh] Nataru for his sin, and told the people of what was to come. A Flood of Ichor, blood of the gods, which would last for 40 days. For it had happened before, a brawl between Rena and Hells. The people gathered enough supplies for 40 days without land, made a boat, and withstood this disaster. Sadly, it would have continued, for Hells would not quit. Demi-Devil, God of Choices, chose to intervene. He separated Rena and Hells and told both of them: 'You useless lumps of meat! You will both stop this nonsense, for none of you know if Afro would even accept you! You shall let him choose!' To this day, long after Afro's body has withered away, his soul remains in the Pimp's Domain, still making a decision. Even in Seichi now, we hear parts of the quarrel between Rena and Hells, random eruptions, earthquakes, and droughts.'
He slipped back into reality and found that it was hell on earth. He was pinned to this cross to the cross by both arms. His eyes rolled down to the burning sensation on his chest. The old man had stripped him of the skin in the shape of the cross. His torso was entirely raw. It seems that Roof-aye-el wasn't done yet. The old man picks up what looked like an enormous piece of metal, the same shape of, yes, a cross. Dante's eye could see number engravings on it. "Now, young Dante, forever burned the first sin shall be, into your chest." No one heard his screams that night.
The next day he awoke, only to find his grandfather staring at his chest. "Hrm...why'd you move around so much? You ruined the part about Baka snapping pictures." Dante could feel the blood pumping through his head. He spat in Roof-aye-el's face. To his great surprise, the man started spazzing out. His eyes widened as his torment was now over. The old man had died of a heart attack.
Dante grinned. Let lightning struck him down if part of his grandfather's sadism didn't pass onto him.
He was embraced into the Tremere Clan at age of 18, for he performed a deed some only dream of. He had saved one of the clan's higher ranked members from a group of thugs while traveling in the area of Neo Horizon. He now had family.
A sort of happiness fluttered in him. He was free.
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Thank You, Itoko, for giving me the phrase that I put after the image.